Off topic: one-line put-downs Thread poster: José Luis Villanueva-Senchuk (X)
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José Luis Villanueva-Senchuk (X) Argentina Local time: 12:37 English to Spanish + ...
Have you ever been in a stressful situation, where somebody is getting on your nerves and all you want is 1 line to get them to go away. These useful expressions should solve that problem. ...
Well, aren\'t we just a ray of sunshine? Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? Don\'t bother me. I\'m living happily ever after. Do I look like a people person? This isn\'t an office. It\'s Hell with fluorescent lighting. ... See more Have you ever been in a stressful situation, where somebody is getting on your nerves and all you want is 1 line to get them to go away. These useful expressions should solve that problem. ...
Well, aren\'t we just a ray of sunshine? Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? Don\'t bother me. I\'m living happily ever after. Do I look like a people person? This isn\'t an office. It\'s Hell with fluorescent lighting. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. You! Off my planet !! Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control. I like cats too. Let\'s exchange recipes. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...? I\'m not crazy, I\'ve just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Do they ever shut up on your planet? I\'m just working here till a good fast-food job opens up. I\'m trying to imagine you with a personality. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven\'t fallen asleep yet. I can\'t remember if I\'m the good twin or the evil one. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? I work 40 hours a week to be this poor. Can I trade this job for what\'s behind door #2? Too many freaks, not enough circuses. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. Earth is full. Go home. Is it time for your medication or mine? Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? I plead contemporary insanity. How do I set a laser printer to stun? I\'m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. When I want your opinion, I\'ll give it to you
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Aurora Humarán (X) Argentina Local time: 12:37 English to Spanish + ... |
Ester Vidal (X) Local time: 17:37 English to Catalan + ...
Justo lo que necesitaba leer este sábado por la mañana, después de una semana bastante \"stressful\". Buen fin de semana a todos los ProZianos! | | |
A suggestion, impolite but quick and to the point! | Jul 6, 2002 |
Piss off. | |
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Ursula Derx Austria Local time: 17:37 Member (2005) English to German cann't you use these at the phone as well? | Jul 7, 2002 |
Since I am a one-woman-show in my office, maybe I can use these for friendly phone intruders who have all the time of the world for talking about (uninteresting) news....however, need some German versions... ) Ursula | | |
tramont (X) English to Spanish + ...
Then there\'s the classic English schoolboy putdown: \"Go knit yourself a slice of cake!\" [addsig] | | |
Bob Kerns (X) Germany Local time: 17:37 German to English Another suggestion | Jul 7, 2002 |
Next time you\'re near the lake where I live, drop in | | |
RHELLER United States Local time: 09:37 French to English + ... thank you José | Jul 7, 2002 |
exceptional list
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Jack Doughty United Kingdom Local time: 16:37 Russian to English + ... In memoriam Winston's retort | Jul 7, 2002 |
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: \"Winston, you\'re drunk!\" Winston Churchill to Lady Astor: \"Yes I am, and you\'re ugly, but I\'ll be sober in the morning!\" | | |
LJC (X) France Local time: 17:37 French to English + ... And another... | Jul 7, 2002 |
And what do you want to do when you grow up? | | |