Off topic: 25 Phrases Of Wisdom :-))) Thread poster: Aurora Humarán (X)
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Aurora Humarán (X) 
Argentina
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25 Phrases Of Wisdom
Enjoy them!
 Aurora
1. If you\'re too open minded, your brain will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going to church doesn\'t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural ... See more 25 Phrases Of Wisdom
Enjoy them!
Aurora
1. If you\'re too open minded, your brain will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going to church doesn\'t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you\'ve never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you\'ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
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Hola Aurora,
Qué bueno! Hoy me apunto la 16: \"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand\". Hace muchos días que estoy intentando autoconvencerme (sin éxito) que debo ponerme a dieta...
Un abrazo y gracias por compartirlo,
Ariadna
| | | | Nora Escoms
Argentina
Local time: 16:10
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Me encantó la número 6... ¡Detesto el trabajo de la casa! 
| | | | Rafa Lombardino
United States
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\"3\" would be the one that my husband and I share.
\"10\" will be true in 10 days... I really need that trip!!!
\"13\" is what I feel right now... Gotta lose some weight before I ruin another pair of pants...
\"18\" is the perfect one for the moment... I\'ve just turned down a position at the city newspaper, since I\'m not gonna stay here for any longer (remember number \"10\"?)
\"25\" has just turned my motto..... See more \"3\" would be the one that my husband and I share.
\"10\" will be true in 10 days... I really need that trip!!!
\"13\" is what I feel right now... Gotta lose some weight before I ruin another pair of pants...
\"18\" is the perfect one for the moment... I\'ve just turned down a position at the city newspaper, since I\'m not gonna stay here for any longer (remember number \"10\"?)
\"25\" has just turned my motto... I\'ve been an extremely serious and worried child... Now that I\'ve met my match, I\'m a happy and self-confident young woman ;o)
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| Don't be too modest, you're not that great | Sep 25, 2002 |
Can\'t remember where I saw this.
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An excellent start to the day as usual.
| | | | Jacek Krankowski (X)
English to Polish
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| Reply to Nora | Sep 25, 2002 |
Then apply no. 15
| | | | Lydia Molea
Germany
Local time: 21:10
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As usual ... thank you!
Lydia
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Aurora Humarán (X)
Argentina
Local time: 16:10
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TOPIC STARTER | Nora: It is the stars responsibility!!! .... Not yours... | Sep 25, 2002 |
Sagittarius are NOT born to clean or wash or ...cook (yuk!), that easy...
Hugs and kisses from
...another centaur 
| | | | José Luis Villanueva-Senchuk (X)
Argentina
Local time: 16:10
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Hola,
\"Sagittarius are NOT born to clean or wash or ...cook (yuk!)...\" >>>> That is why, for the latter, the find an Aquarius cook.
Hug and kiss,
jl
| | | | | | Rafa Lombardino
United States
Local time: 12:10
Member (2005)
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| This "sag" thing is not true... | Sep 26, 2002 |
My mother is a sag from head to toe and when she was eight months pregnant, she decided to quit her job and dedicate herself to me and, four years later, to my brother... Cooking, ironing, washing and cleaning, besides promoting \"cacerolazos\" when she would have her period (she says it was better for her to relieve her stress on the pans than on the kids!!!).
Now, talking about me... I\'m a Cancer and I\'ve never been too worried about the house, since my mom would do ever... See more My mother is a sag from head to toe and when she was eight months pregnant, she decided to quit her job and dedicate herself to me and, four years later, to my brother... Cooking, ironing, washing and cleaning, besides promoting \"cacerolazos\" when she would have her period (she says it was better for her to relieve her stress on the pans than on the kids!!!).
Now, talking about me... I\'m a Cancer and I\'ve never been too worried about the house, since my mom would do everything in the best possible way. But, after I got married, this incredible man you can see on the pic made me a new woman. I wanna cook, I wanna keep our house in order and I\'m gonna keep working for us to save some money and start having our children from 2007 on... As I said, I\'m a Cancer, he\'s a Libra, and we always plan things ahead... ;o) ▲ Collapse
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is coming too quickly for me, we are safe, for 25 is always on our road. 
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